www.johnmayer.com

In a nutshell: This guy has the No.1 album on iTunes; he has a brace of Grammys; Kanye West and Eric Clapton dig him; he’s graced the cover of Rolling Stone and he sells shows out all over the world. He’s probably really well endowed with a great sense of humour, perfect teeth and a way with kids. And his music is amazing, crossing old blues sensibilities with signature pop.

Imagine if you will: The guy at school with the looks, the fit sister and some killer dance moves. Damn, I wanna be him.