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In a nutshell: Brush down the smoking jacket and the monogrammed slippers, Bob Sinclair is extending you a gold-plated invitation to an evening of super sexy disco with his new bessie mate, The Hef. Chris the French Kiss’ (as he’s also known) status as an after-dark superstar and spinner of glamorous dreams is unrivalled, and here he digs up disco from its super-freaky heyday to the nu disco classics of the modern floor.

Imagine if you will: Parisian playboy striding into the Hollywood Hills, whipping out a stack of old Tony Blackburn jokes and inviting the ladies to suck his deck.